Haiku to you!

My terrible two

Hit my head with my own shoe
Is it black and blue?

I quack like a duck

Emma and Gabe say, "Dragon!"

Thanks Backyardigans :-\

Casey is my wife

She gives meaning to my life

And a little strife.

Fingernail polish
Please do not paint the carpet

Thank you Peroxide.

I'm Kung Fu Panda

Gabe thinks he is the bad guy

Headbutt near my thigh...!!!

Gabe is in a dress

Emma and Gabe play princess

I feel lots of stress.


My life is not dull

Two terrorists breaking rules

Vacation needed.